The Year of Re- Intergration.!! :)

The Sun shines in Delhi,         it rains heavily in Kolkata,           the shrine of Kedarnath re opens,           FIFA fever reaches its peak top,          the railway tickets see a price hike,            budget 2014 around the corner,                  twitter tweets,                           Facebook updates,                   metro runs,                       people walk,                   Govt. ration shop still loots,                   poor dies         and                     Jagatguru Shankaracharya is in a Parley with Sai baba. 

What I really want to express is that nothing fascinates me more than the fact that Symbiosis Law School, NOIDA has got itself a new……………………. WEB PAGE! :P

New look, new photographs, amazing tag lines and link to the merit list, which reminds me that SLS-NOIDA has even got itself a new batch of students as well… Welcome Friends.!! :) We welcome you from all our hearts and lungs and kidneys… we always make sure that our fresher’s never feel that ‘KHIDMAT ME KOI KAMI REH GAYI’ :P

I suppose all of you must be really curious to know every bit about this budding college and we will definitely help you with that. This college has a campus, few guards at the gate, around 700 students, girls hostel, a parking area, a director and few faculty!!

So, now you must be thinking, what is so different about this one.?? Well there is..! 

·        The campus is huge enough to roam around, talk, chat, spent time with your loved ones, with a tinge of greenery just at the center of it, with our national flag always kept high fluttering in the air. The moment you enter the gate you will find a beautiful atrium where you will hear the echo of your soul which speaks “ab main Harvey Spector hoon”. The campus has a 24*7 wi-fi facility which does not allow you to use Youtube and Facebook (you are here to study my friend) but does allow you to use around more than ten types of databases, which you can never explore in totality till the end of your life. Alright, that doesn’t mean we have nothing else…  there is definitely a well equipped library and a computer lab, moot court hall, stationery shop for your convenience so that Xerox are easily available before the exams and toilets of course.

·        The guards at the gate are the most humble one I have ever come across. They know how to co-ordinate and talk to students, girls shouldn’t worry because for them there are female security groups. You be good to them and they are like a family, they will help you whenever you need them and will never compromise with their discipline. But do not take them lightly, they carry rifles in case of emergency.!

·        The 700 odd students are someone you should never call SIR or MA’AM, don’t have to wish good morning, no ‘JAHAPANNAH TUSSI GREAT HO’ stuff, just respect and be friends with. They will give you a lavish fresher’s party, they would try for an unofficial one but trust me this won’t be happening. They have been there so they have the notes, examination papers and many such help which you will definitely need and believe you me… NO RAGGING.!! :) and many such experiences you will come across have which I cannot mention here.. Meet me in private and you will be enlightened my child.! ;)

·        The girls’ hostel I am talking about is the most disciplined one. The administration of the Hostel is our Director Sir himself. He take the responsibility and makes sure the needs and security are catered. In time is 7 PM and you and your parents are always updated about your well being and whereabouts. (P.S- I am not trying to influence anyone to not to opt for the hostel!!)

·        The parking space, for your information SLS, NOIDA’s parking space is no ordinary one.. It has the charm and trick of being whichever place we need. Back in the year 2013 at the time of SYMVAAD (Literary Fest) it turned itself into a terrific dance floor and students grooved at the beats of the DJ. This year at the time of Symfiesta (Annual cultural fest) it was the most lavish cafeteria one had ever seen. So, never underestimate the power of a common parking area.!

·        Now what is so unique about our director?? Well that you will find out on the very first day of your college.!(this is a surprise for you.) Trust me, you all will be most ‘COMFORTABLE’ around him, all the time.  And make sure, after the fresher’s party when he comes up for the thank giving ceremony, you all ask him to sing, because he is a wonderful singer.! 

 

·        Our faculty!  Well faculty at every college is just as capable and qualified, it is always on the student to learn and extract the maximum out of him, and I don’t know why am I sounding so sane.!! Anyway, you will love the company of all our professors. 

Experiences will include: Slaim sir’s shayaris in the Jurisprudence lecture.

Director Sir’s Wittiness in the torts classes.

Madhuker sir’s ‘I don’t care, till you don’t care’ attitude in the legal reasoning classes.

And then we have strict and stern Mrs. Negi, whom you should never mess up with, as she heads the examination department.

Mrs. Mishra, the head of cultural cell and social sciences teacher, too sweet.

Mrs.Mittal, the lady behind the publication cell.

Mr. Lamba, who might make you hungry in his lectures as he talks a lot about food.

The praise list is never ending and I am too tired.. So, welcome friends and we strongly hope that you enjoy the next 5 years stay at Symbiosis Law School, NOIDA.!

We extend our warmth on behalf of our society and every other society and the college as a whole. Have fun and exploit as much as you can and remember the kind words of our Director Sir (The Baba of all the Babas) …

We all are learners and learning never ends as the process of learning is never ending! (Kaye Kartos!!) 

See you all soon.!!

For any further queries on the secret life @SLS-noida kindly write to us in the most free and casual manner @- literaturesociety@symlaw.edu.in. ADIOS.!