Friends on 'not so good' friends

And Shailja ma'am's cunningness doesn't just end on friends!

We speak about people we know, and even about those whom we don’t know :P We never spare anyone, that was visible in the last class. Lame and witty insights on few.

1)      Amar Pratap Singh on Sarthak Rai And Parth Kalia – (Parthak!!!)

Both look like the employees of the D- Company. (Should we be scared?)

2)      Sharad Mrinal on Tejus Chauhan –

I don’t like his hair style! (Your’s is kewl! :P)

3)      Manveer On Isheta –

Someone who comes across as studious (although very irritating.)

(How on earth do these two sentences connect Manveer?!)

She also comes across as shrewd.

(????????????) 

   

4)      Payal on Shourya Malhotra

A very good singer (oohhlllaaalaaa…)

Seems to be a very strange personality

He’s always seen around campus saying “Hey what’s up?!”

Very scary at times! (Haina?  :P)

5)       Jaideep on Yashi:

Always smiling,

weird accent,

still charming,

smart, maybe fun, don’t know her much,

chirping around in and out

and ugh, what’s with her ears? I don’t like thing on them, ewwww

(The blue scary cartilage rod studs? :D) (It’s ok jaideep, jasbaati mat ho!)

6)      Jaideep on Gagandeep

Well, this tall figure walking around in campus

Fair, strikingly fair (Safedi ki chamkaar! Washing powder nirma? Ting tiding ting!)

Surrounded by group of girls always

Serene beauty ;) (Don’t know why I just wrote that)

(Mr. Sood, I so know why you just wrote that … hmm :P)

Makes me curious

(Really? Wondering, … , still wondering, ….. good for you!? )

7)      Purvasha on Abhishek Singh

·         Is a guy

·         Has a blackberry

·         Appears to be sweet

·         Is shy

8)      Purvasha on Manveer

·         Is a guy

·         Has a HTC phone

·         Does not speak at all

·         Is in the placement cell

9)      Abhishek Singh on Isheta

Is very lean and short (what would you say to purvasha then? Tiny!? although she does claim to be taller *uff*)

Had stickers of cartoon characters on her laptop (Winniiee the Pooh! :D)

I like the spectacles that she’s wearing (Tag Heuer! Safed chashma!!!)

10)   Shankar on Samarth Ghai

Initially the guest element in class.

The 1^st time people noticed him was when he got blank during the juris presentation which scared the hell out of other classmates. ( hawwww…hum kitna darr gaye the maalum hai!!!

11)   Shankar on apurva awasthi

Uses a lot of ‘sssssss’ in her sssspeech…..”hisser”

Gets sick all the time….how is she even alive if she gets so sick. (sssssiiicckk!!)

Gives lame excuses for being absent in the class.

Very fond of the medical room. Goes there all the time.

Hair style is weird…. (W.I.E.R.D)

12)   Prabal on Rachel

No expression on her face

She’s introvert

Makes funny face (And she’s expressionless?)

Always sits on the left side of the class

She appears dumb

13)   Prabal on Kanishk

Needs a hair- cut!

Always late to college (who isn’t?)

Show-off! (Hmm…)

14)   Rahul Jaitley on Raghav

Always lost somewhere

Asks silly questions (With amazing confidence!)

Sometimes gets aggressive

Is a hard working person (ab who toh hai!)

15)   Nikhil on Purvasha

Purvasha’s handwriting is better than mine (ANYDAY>>>>>)

She’s got a very crappy sense of humour  

Very innocent and easily led (bacchii :O)

Amazingly short!

She is NOT my friend! (You wrote about her in the non-friend section, duh!)

16)   Nikhil on Parth Kalia

HE’s got a cool car

He attended like 1% of all classes

He looks like his friend Sarthak

And sound like him!

And he has no other friend in this world! (Sad, but sadly, true!)

(Who bas busy ho jaate hain :D)

17)   Nikita on Sarthak Bansal

He is always late to class!

He performs burnouts and drifts in the parking area (Galat baat!)

He has been teaching my friends the same (Aur bhi galat baat!)

Everytime he’s late to class, an “accident” he met with is his favourite excuse (Ouch@! Aahh!!! Drive safetly! No stunting :P)

He gets very self-conscious everytime Salim sir asks him a question or uses his person as an example in a situation. (Remember the wife thing? :P)

18)   Nikita on Baby Ramya

Baby Ramya is sweet looking (Is she?)

She is from Andra Pradesh (Now we know!)

She used to be very thin when she joined college (and now? :P)

She is always late to class and her favourite excuse is “The police caught us for OVER CROWDING”

She generally keeps to herself.

     

                                                                                                                                                                  

Friends on Friends

Shailja ma'am to her cunning self, In the name of activities, brings out controversies between students.

Class which breaks the ice between us, we speak good, we speak bad, we all have something or the other to write about, E.V.E.R.Y body :D 

1)      Manveer on Shiv Shankar Swaminathan

Has funny hair.

(Who would disagree to that now? Please enlighten me!)  

He is a foodie and to some extent also a fitness freak        

(Connection, connection, connection!!!)

2)      Tanaya on Gagandeep

First symbi friend

She hates her class

Sweet friend

Always on phone

Loves to sleep

     (Like itne pyaar se kaun likhta hai?!!!)

3)      Pranav Kaushik on Anuj Chaturvedi

Mr. Symbhav 2011 (Are Waah!! Yeh kab hua?! )

Very kind, body builder. (Kind body builders koi nayi brand hai? )

Over acting karta hai (Nautanki kahi ka!)

Arnold of our class

Give Hope not dope (Hope-less T- shirts!)

(Aise kapde kaun pehnta hai bhala!)

4)      Ujjwal Bhushan on Ujjwal Parashar (Ujjwal calling ujjwal! What pyaar!!)  

He looks funny and wears good clothes! [:D]     

5)      Ujjwal Bhushan on Rohit Kumar

He wears spectacles and is very tall!

(What observations!?)

6)      Gaurav Arora on  Rahul Jaitley

Talks S.Ooooooo!!! much

HOT tempered. (Garam dimaag! Dekho dhuaan!) 

(And you call him a friend? How does it fit?)

7)      Gajanand on Chabbi:

Charming always! (pinky pinky what colour!)

8)      Gajanand on Nausher:

Not so attentive in class (Like seriously?  :O)

9)      Nausher on Pranav Kaushik

Mr. friendship (want a friendship with me?  :P )

Water boy [:D]

The most non-superficial man E.V.E.R

Always texts when absent

He takes ‘his words back’

10)   Divyani on Jaideep

A guy with very weird shoes

“Laal Bandar”

The Mumbai  guy

Always cracks lame jokes

Very protective, friendly and helpful

Mamma’s boy!

11)   Chhabi on Saman

Heart so sensitive can cry anytime (tissue, tissue, are jaldi! Boohhhoooo L)

12)   Purvasha on Bhumika

·         Is mad

·         Loves gyming

·         Loves maggiee

·         Loves diet coke

·         Is flirty in nature

13)   Purvasha on Rahul

·         Is crazy

·         Is a good cricket player

·         Has a great choice of songs

·         Owns a Honda City

·         Is sweet

14)   Abhishek  Singh on Manveer

A very good looking guy

Has got a very nice physique (love interest? Haan? Haan? …… :P)

Is very calm and into himself? (Look around and find me baby!!!)

Like’s gyming and stuff (23… 24…. Huh, huh, 25….. bas :P)

Has a nice sense of humour [Yo baby! That’s why I l.i.k.e you ;)]

15)   Abhishek Singh on Nikhil

A good looking guy (yeah, yeah)

Wants to get a six pack (And wants to get ‘----‘)

Cooks up an accent of his own (Well actually….. I don’t know what 'join the club' means, but I’m cool… Yo!)

Very good at making friends

A very sweet one

16)   Shankar on Ayan

Ayan=Sarcasm

You can see him happy quite a few times but rest of the time his expressions are lifeless, even if things are normal (I’m just silent! I’m not sad!!!! … Yeah. Right. Ayan!)

Can be bossy at times, but rest of the time, is very cool (Nah! He’s smoking, steaming, HOT, baby! J)

Rightly known as a gentle mammoth (only by Shankar)

17)   Shankar on Naved

Naved= fun

Some or the other Time-Pass all the time,

Golfer who has a golf club everywhere, he’s probably got one in his pocket (hehehehehe)

18)   Aadya on Jaideep

Lameness personified

Absolute to the power infinity irritating

Total kid at heart (waise koi zyaada difference nahi hai shakal mein bhi)

True definition of a friend.

19)   Nikhil on Anisha

She’s got straight hair

Her handwriting sucks (Worst than mine!) (Bhagwaan bachaye phir toh padhne waale ko@@@)

She’s giving clat next year. (Kyun? L)

And she’s sitting with me right now! (Waah!)

And that’s it about her (Phew!)

20)   Nikita on Naved

He has recently developed and unusual hatred for golf (HE’s a golfer par L)

He prefers playing cricket in the parks of the city he detests (Noida??>?)

He seems to be jealous of people from “boarding schools” evident from the extremely DEFAMATORY remarks he makes about me and people from my previous school

He is rapidly adopting the “U.P” ways of going about his business, driving and talking by virtue of having numerous friends from ‘U.P’

The above point shall be further illustrated by the “Gujjar Aaya - Gujjar Gaya” sticker on his car (OMG!!!!)

He’s courteous and chivalrous, probably the most chivalrous guy in class (Awww)

21)   Nikita on Tejus Chauhan

He occasionally fiddles with my phone and does things shouldn’t be done

I yell at him often and he in turn makes me miserable about it

He is a facebook stalker

He knows everything, about everybody on facebook, to an extent one can’t imagine.

A die hard follower of a Bihari – Punjabi music, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t listen to classy music as well.

An activist – and a true patriot. (World cup finals aur India ka flag J)

A New Day, A New Beginning :)

Everyday I get up, thinking to sleep again but the fear of being in the debarred list for short attendance opens my eyes wide & i lose all my sleep :P
The journey begins, being monotonous now, home to station & station to college, yet some elements as they say add spice or fun to life. Seeing people sleep standing in the metro or weirdly dressed people passing smiles or even the arguments with the autowala's. That’s how i start my day...
Every time i enter that gate, a new sense of enthusiasm is what i feel. Each day brings about new challenges, be it even the small classroom activities , we all find something new about ourselves every day, something that we never paid attention to. We find a reason to fight against ourselves, to strive with the best in us.
We realize no matter how much we crib on the small small things be it the increasing temperature or non-availability of Ac's :P , or the things that completely annoy us , we are here to overcome all of this , to build a brighter future, to be a successful person & not just an uncool geek with all the attention just on academics & none on the non-verbal or expressing skills :)


- Purvasha  Mansharamani

The controversial trio Rapid Fire

Swati, Palash and Sheeba: The students most featured in the BALLB rapid fire, now take their stands on the same questions. They are V.E.R.Y diplomatic, and almost always politically correct. They change answers frequently, and also try to bribe us to change a certain something said by them during the questionnaire.  So much for their dismay, this is the uncut, actual, original version of everything that was uttered in Shailja Ma’am’s office, which is never without one or two students.

1.       Give one word for SLS Noida:

Sheeba: Non-Happening

 Swati – Life

Palash- Best

2.       Best Dressed Student:

Sheeba: Needs Makeover

Swati: everyone Needs Makeover

Palash: Satvik Tripathi

3.       Worst Dressed Student:

Sheeba: Akshat Pandey

Swati: Many, can’t list

Palash: Check intelligence rather than checking clothes

4.       Most Friendly Student:

Sheeba: Vaibhav Mehta

Swati: Vaibhav Mehta

Palash: Says ‘himself’ then very politically, goes with the majority and says Vaibhav Mehta

5.       Rudest Student:

Sheeba: No comments

Swati: In her head she knows (Section B se hai! )

Palash: None! (Liar, Liar, Liar :P)

6.       Most beautiful Student:

Sheeba:  I wish

Swati: No-one

Palash: eeerrrrgggghhh Why aren’t there any?

7.       “The” Loudest Personality:

Sheeba: Giggles, then laughs, CHABBI, still giggles.

Swati: Sheeba

Palash: Sheeba, (Hands Down)!

8.       The person with the most incomprehensible speech:

Sheeba:  thinks and then says no-one

Swati: Lets avoid controversy

Palash: Do not notice anyone like this. Then makes an epic statement....

9.       Weird one:

Sheeba: Jaideep Sood

Swati: No-one’s weird

Palash: Aadya Dube! Then, says no-one K

10.   The topper of the 1^st Semester:

Sheeba: Isheta

Swati: Palash

Palash: Blushes, and then says, Isheta

11.   Tomboy of the class:

Sheeba: Anisha Mathur

Swati: everyone is over girlish

Palash: Are there any? Silly Smile...

12.   The show off:

Sheeba: No-one can do it well

Swati: I cannot count

Palash: Many. (He appears more interested in his Mazzaa)

13.   The Best Group:

Sheeba: Section D

Swati: Section A

Palash: Section D

(And Majority Wins!!!)

14.   Best Singer:

Sheeba: Apoorva Banda

Swati: Ankit Shrivastav

Palash: Apoorva Banda (“I don’t even know who she is, but because I had to say something...”)

15.   Best Dancer:

Sheeba: Yashovardhan Saini

Swati: Yashovardhan Saini

Palash: Yashovardhan Saini

(Sarcasm at it’s best)

16.   The Lost One:

Sheeba:  Vartika Pathak ( I love her name)

Swati: Section B (Never attends College)

Palash: The one who eats five stars  [:P]

(Proves his lameness)

17.   The Clumsiest Person:

Sheeba: Aniruddha- Lazy; Palash: Clumsy

Swati: The same person who is always lost

Palash: Tries to run away, then very diplomatically No-One

18.   The Snob – Male:

Sheeba: Jaideep

Swati: Jaideep, then changes the view as they become friends

Palash: No-one (Although in his head agreeing)

19.   The Snob – Female:

Sheeba: Swati

Swati: Swati doesn’t want to say anything

Palash: Points at Swati and then Shuts up

20.   The Geek:

Sheeba: Shankar is the cool geek so, Isheta. She’s is the actual geek. She’s uncool

Swati: Agrees with Sheeba on Shankar

Palash: Swati Sharma, then rethinks, Isheta to be true.

(Yeah Right Palash, Look who’s talking!)

21.   Most Athletic:

Sheeba: Rahul Jaithly

Swati: Anuj And Rahul are that type

Palash: Rahul Jaithley

22.   The Attention Seeker:

Sheeba: I get all the attension, then takes a name, and refuses to put it up.

(Shailja ma’am in the reaction: What has she done to be an attention seeker)

Swati: Still thinking. Then under Palash’s Swear says Sheeba

Palash:  Sheeba! You nuts?

23.   Most Childish:

Sheeba: Sarthak Bansal

(Shailja Ma’am Absolutely agrees)

Swati: Sheeba!

Palash: Sheeba! (Sheeba makes a childish pouted face) Are I am telling naa, SHEEBA!!!

24.   Worst Accent:

Sheeba: you can count good accent on fingers

Swati: Every Second person (Palash Gets Offended)

Palash: Many

25.   The Lamest:

Sheeba:  Charu Blayan! (To this answer shailja ma’am looks from Sheeba to Me, and then say she’s a girl? In a very hairaan- pareshaan manner!)

Swati: The person who is lost and clumsy

Palash: Because he had nothing to say AADYA DUBE (points his middle finger)

26.   One Word Description!

a)      B.A.L.L.B

Sheeba: Rocks, Best Class

Swati: B.A.L.L.B is confused about its opinion about people

Palash: Vive!! B.A.L.L.B

  

b)      B.B.A. L.L.B

Sheeba: Funnily Lame, Lamest, Weirdest, Whatever.

Swati: It’s always A who is contributing B is non-existing

Palash: They are just the majority.

    

              

My College

When I first entered my college i was actually trembling with fear was unconfident and nervous. But the first look promised me “everything will be fine JUST COME IN” and soon I realised this is the place where I always wanted to be.

My college taught me “BELEIVE IN YOURSELF AND THE WORLD WILL AUTOMATICALLY BELEIVE IN YOU”. It has pushed me to break all boundaries and barriers and do much more than what I think I can. I discovered my real potential here.

My college is the connecting link between by dreams and reality. I am assured that this is the place where my dreams will come out of my eyes, will take a concrete shape and the world will be able to see it.

Here I found true friendship, when I doubted its existence. Every single person in college is a friend. Anytime I need help I have many people around.  The good friends I am gifted here will always be there with me the environment is so enriching out here. In my college I am not only taught but also made to learn.

I am discovering the real me here and are in a process of creating my own unique identity and write my own destiny..........................................

As a kid I always heard “SABAR KAA FAL MEETHA HOTA HAI” after coming here I have started believing in it.

                                                                    

  -Isheta Srivastava

My First Ever M.U.N

24^th feb .. row number 2 seat number 5 :D

Entering in that room

With people so new

Delegate of Maldives was a bit too confused :P

Knew nothing of it ,

What I had to do or what should I speak?

Then I asked delegate of Mexico who was sitting right next to me

What should I do ? :P

She told me to keep quiet & listen

I was lost in what was going

& then my chair asked me where was I lost?

Ooops did it show on my face that I wasn’t paying close attention :P

The 1^st day came to an end :D

Second day started with pain

Which was caused by those stupid heels :P

Then I talked to more people & made friends to cherish

Delegate of Israel helped me & made me feel at ease

We talked & exchanged our views

A gang we had made by now,

Lots of questions did arise though

But none that could break the new bonds that were formed

The second day ended with a little leg pulling session

Where I was targeted with reasons unknown :P

Yet it was fun because that was better than the moderated caucus

The last day was the best up till now

Singing on the placards’ & writing what all we felt

It was great MUN to be in

The day ended with treat in GIP

Which made all of us come a lot closer

We still are in touch & hope to be forever

May this friendship die never ever :D

I learnt how to tackle crisis & speak without the slangs

& learnt international diplomacy

Seeing the rising demand for the unmod :P

To Behave orderly ,

I May have walked barefoot

All these days but I wouldn’t have bared it if i didn’t had you guys with me

It was a MUN I can never forget

Thanks to all those who made it a memorable event :D

- Purvasha Mansharamani

Higher education trains your mind to feel good later by making it feel terrible now.

Life that started on a rough edge

When I knew none to sit with

Then came a few

Who wanted to know me &

Tried to talk ,

Though they aren’t with me anyhow :P

Friends I did make but none that I could stick with

The times have changed

I know soo many of them now

People who are genuinely good & not fake

I am surrounded with people all so blessed

Let it be students or our teachers

The environment relaxes you mind

& teaches you how to grow silently

RACHEL, TANAYA , BHUMIKA , NIKHIL

RAHUL, ANUJ, ANISHA, VARUN

KAUSHIK , AYAN,  ANIRUDH , SHREYA

NIKITA, SHANKER, SHEEBA  , all of them are so good

The times we spend together are memories to be kept forever

Be it haldirams or dominoes

Or even the Chinese van next door

We see our foot prints everywhere

Not a place that is left

College is fun to be in

Achieving your goals with people so  learned

Is a blessing for all of us to be a proud part of symbiosis. :D

-Purvasha Mansharamani

Interview? Nah! Just spiced up confessions.

Can Ideas of students and faculty ever meet? What is their take on same questions fired at them randomly? Here we bring before you a spicy interview of our director, Dr. C.J Rawandale and a student counterpart Miss Shreya Seth. Read, Be surprised, and Enjoy!

DR. C.J. Rawandale

“You have started interviewing a dumb person. Rapid fire is really rapid for me”

-          Dr. C. J. Rawandale.

1)      SLS Noida’s take in one line?

 Rendezvous of legal eagles.

2)      5 words comment

Teachers: capable, commendable, caring, critics, family.

Students: cheerful, loving, mischievous, great learners, inspiring.

3)      SLS Noida or SLS Pune

Better reflection of other

4)      First thing that comes to your mind when you hear the following names:

a)      Sukhvinder Sir: hmmm, wow!

b)      Salim Sir: wonderful friend

c)       Shikha Maam: co-operative

d)      Pushpa Maam: industrious

e)      Shailja Maam: innocent

f)       Thomas Sir: great admirer

g)      Kaur Maam: Creative

h)      Rajeev Sir: rural wisdom

i)        SaumyaMaam: Stylish

j)        Neelesh Sir: Highly supportive

k)      Prashay Sir: Trouble and help

l)        Sree Raam: The librarian

m)    Bharat Bhaiya And Dewaker Bhaiya: Integral part of the family.

5)      Five potential Jethmalani’s at SLS Noida

I don’t have the ability to judge.

6)      Two most awaited events at SLS Noida

National Conference on Corporate Social Reponsibility

Law Day

Our Very Own Students Fest

7)      Future Of SLS Noida

Second to none

8)      Naughtiest boy and girl on campus

Chabbi/ Sheeba and Jaideep/Palash

9)      Best Dressed Student

AnujChaturvedi

10)   The most polite student

AkshatPandey

11)   Fashion disaster on Campus

Jai Khurana

12)   Comment on Noida

Just fantastic. “Offcourse” it is a good place!

13)   The most funny incident during a lecture

Sheeba giggling in class, and I couldn’t stop laughing.

14)   One thing you learned from a student in SLS Noida

Never Be late (Everyone)

Miss. Shreya Seth

1)      SLS’s Noida’s take in one line

Unexpectedly Good

2)      5 word comment:

Teachers: horrendous, responsible, sensible, mature

Students: Weird, variety, friendly

3)      SLS Noida or SLS Pune

Noida

4)      First thing that comes to your mind when you hear the following names:

a)      Sukhvinder Sir: Understanding 

b)      Salim Sir: Hardworking

c)       Shikha Maam: Our Buddy.

d)      Pushpa Maam: Happy Go Lucky

e)      Shailja Maam: Sweetheart

f)       Thomas Sir: someone on campus

g)      Kaur Maam: Saviour

h)      Neelesh Sir: Very helpful

i)        Prashay Sir: No comments

j)        Bharat Bhaiya and DewakerBhaiya: Our Bankers

k)      SaumyaMaam: LSR waali

l)        Sri Raam: Wicked 

5)      Five Potential Jethmalani’s of SLS Noida

Times shall tell

6)      Two most awaited events at SLS Noida

Fresher’s for the 1^st year people

Our Farewell

7)      Future of SLS Noida

We’ll make it

8)      Naughtiest Boy and girl on campus

Jatin and Sheeba

9)      Best dressed student

Nikita Arora

10    The most polite student

Symbi has none

11)   Fashion disaster on campus

AkshatPandey

12    Comments on Noida

Gaon, a developing Gaon

13  The funniest inceident ever during a lecture

Director Sir’s funny one-liners.Indirect, yet direct.

14  One thing you’ve learned for a student in SLS Noida

How to not care about people who don’t care for you.

Yes, thats the difference, may you call it a generation gap or simply a difference in Maturity level. Symbiosis Law School, Noida will see more of these Conflicting thoughts soon. We promise. :P

(Jaideep Sood  and  Aadya Dube.)