Saturday 30 April 2011

Friends on 'not so good' friends


And Shailja ma'am's cunningness doesn't just end on friends!

We speak about people we know, and even about those whom we don’t know :P We never spare anyone, that was visible in the last class. Lame and witty insights on few.

1)      Amar Pratap Singh on Sarthak Rai And Parth Kalia – (Parthak!!!)
Both look like the employees of the D- Company. (Should we be scared?)

2)      Sharad Mrinal on Tejus Chauhan –
I don’t like his hair style! (Your’s is kewl! :P)

3)      Manveer On Isheta –
Someone who comes across as studious (although very irritating.)
(How on earth do these two sentences connect Manveer?!)
She also comes across as shrewd.
(????????????) 
   
4)      Payal on Shourya Malhotra
A very good singer (oohhlllaaalaaa…)
Seems to be a very strange personality
He’s always seen around campus saying “Hey what’s up?!”
Very scary at times! (Haina?  :P)

5)       Jaideep on Yashi:
Always smiling,
weird accent,
still charming,
smart, maybe fun, don’t know her much,
chirping around in and out
and ugh, what’s with her ears? I don’t like thing on them, ewwww
(The blue scary cartilage rod studs? :D) (It’s ok jaideep, jasbaati mat ho!)

6)      Jaideep on Gagandeep
Well, this tall figure walking around in campus
Fair, strikingly fair (Safedi ki chamkaar! Washing powder nirma? Ting tiding ting!)
Surrounded by group of girls always
Serene beauty ;) (Don’t know why I just wrote that)
(Mr. Sood, I so know why you just wrote that … hmm :P)
Makes me curious
(Really? Wondering, … , still wondering, ….. good for you!? )

7)      Purvasha on Abhishek Singh
·         Is a guy
·         Has a blackberry
·         Appears to be sweet
·         Is shy

8)      Purvasha on Manveer
·         Is a guy
·         Has a HTC phone
·         Does not speak at all
·         Is in the placement cell

9)      Abhishek Singh on Isheta
Is very lean and short (what would you say to purvasha then? Tiny!? although she does claim to be taller *uff*)
Had stickers of cartoon characters on her laptop (Winniiee the Pooh! :D)
I like the spectacles that she’s wearing (Tag Heuer! Safed chashma!!!)

10)   Shankar on Samarth Ghai
Initially the guest element in class.
The 1st time people noticed him was when he got blank during the juris presentation which scared the hell out of other classmates. ( hawwww…hum kitna darr gaye the maalum hai!!!

11)   Shankar on apurva awasthi
Uses a lot of ‘sssssss’ in her sssspeech…..”hisser”
Gets sick all the time….how is she even alive if she gets so sick. (sssssiiicckk!!)
Gives lame excuses for being absent in the class.
Very fond of the medical room. Goes there all the time.
Hair style is weird…. (W.I.E.R.D)

12)   Prabal on Rachel
No expression on her face
She’s introvert
Makes funny face (And she’s expressionless?)
Always sits on the left side of the class
She appears dumb

13)   Prabal on Kanishk
Needs a hair- cut!
Always late to college (who isn’t?)
Show-off! (Hmm…)

14)   Rahul Jaitley on Raghav
Always lost somewhere
Asks silly questions (With amazing confidence!)
Sometimes gets aggressive
Is a hard working person (ab who toh hai!)

15)   Nikhil on Purvasha
Purvasha’s handwriting is better than mine (ANYDAY>>>>>)
She’s got a very crappy sense of humour  
Very innocent and easily led (bacchii :O)
Amazingly short!
She is NOT my friend! (You wrote about her in the non-friend section, duh!)

16)   Nikhil on Parth Kalia
HE’s got a cool car
He attended like 1% of all classes
He looks like his friend Sarthak
And sound like him!
And he has no other friend in this world! (Sad, but sadly, true!)
(Who bas busy ho jaate hain :D)

17)   Nikita on Sarthak Bansal
He is always late to class!
He performs burnouts and drifts in the parking area (Galat baat!)
He has been teaching my friends the same (Aur bhi galat baat!)
Everytime he’s late to class, an “accident” he met with is his favourite excuse (Ouch@! Aahh!!! Drive safetly! No stunting :P)
He gets very self-conscious everytime Salim sir asks him a question or uses his person as an example in a situation. (Remember the wife thing? :P)

18)   Nikita on Baby Ramya
Baby Ramya is sweet looking (Is she?)
She is from Andra Pradesh (Now we know!)
She used to be very thin when she joined college (and now? :P)
She is always late to class and her favourite excuse is “The police caught us for OVER CROWDING”
She generally keeps to herself.

     

                                                                                                                                                                  

1 comment:

ABHINAV GAUR said...

MAM SHAILJA ko cunning kyu bola....
huh :(