Tuesday, 5 April 2011

EPIC ONE-LINERS!


1.        Shailja Ma’am (a day before the world cup finals): "Sir, if you don’t give an off tomorrow, I would go into depression!" 
Director Sir: "Depression is a very desirable feeling. It is required to wake up all your other senses!”


2.       Anyone on campus: Ayan Das! You are very CUTE!

      Ayan: I know, Right!!!?

3.       Apoorva Banda: But Sir, It should be this way, and the projector wasn’t working, and sir we are 4     people in the group and sir, ……

      Pandey Sir: Oh you Sssut Up!

4.       Hi Shourya!

      Shaurya Malhotra (in a very loud and scary voice): Hey! What’s up!

5.       Soumya Ma’am: Being a sociology student, you should observe thing. Observe everything around you.     Even the most trivial of things.

      Anuj Chaturvedi:  Ma’am, your lips have gone dry, you should probably drink water. 
      Soumya Ma’am(after 30 second blank look): Nice observation!

6.       Divyani Shah (after looking at the deserted look of the college on the second day of second semester.) : Naaaahhhhiiiiii! Yeh college nahi ho sakta! Yeh college nahi hai. Yeh jungle hai, (Looks around at handful students sitting on the stairs) Jisme kuch-kuch type ke Bandar hain! :P


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