1. Shailja Ma’am (a day before the world cup finals): "Sir, if you don’t give an off tomorrow, I would go into depression!"
Director Sir: "Depression is a very desirable feeling. It is required to wake up all your other senses!”
2. Anyone on campus: Ayan Das! You are very CUTE!
Ayan: I know, Right!!!?
3. Apoorva Banda: But Sir, It should be this way, and the projector wasn’t working, and sir we are 4 people in the group and sir, ……
Pandey Sir: Oh you Sssut Up!
4. Hi Shourya!
Shaurya Malhotra (in a very loud and scary voice): Hey! What’s up!
5. Soumya Ma’am: Being a sociology student, you should observe thing. Observe everything around you. Even the most trivial of things.
Anuj Chaturvedi: Ma’am, your lips have gone dry, you should probably drink water.
Soumya Ma’am(after 30 second blank look): Nice observation!
6. Divyani Shah (after looking at the deserted look of the college on the second day of second semester.) : Naaaahhhhiiiiii! Yeh college nahi ho sakta! Yeh college nahi hai. Yeh jungle hai, (Looks around at handful students sitting on the stairs) Jisme kuch-kuch type ke Bandar hain! :P
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