The controversial trio Rapid Fire

Swati, Palash and Sheeba: The students most featured in the BALLB rapid fire, now take their stands on the same questions. They are V.E.R.Y diplomatic, and almost always politically correct. They change answers frequently, and also try to bribe us to change a certain something said by them during the questionnaire.  So much for their dismay, this is the uncut, actual, original version of everything that was uttered in Shailja Ma’am’s office, which is never without one or two students.

1.       Give one word for SLS Noida:

Sheeba: Non-Happening

 Swati – Life

Palash- Best

2.       Best Dressed Student:

Sheeba: Needs Makeover

Swati: everyone Needs Makeover

Palash: Satvik Tripathi

3.       Worst Dressed Student:

Sheeba: Akshat Pandey

Swati: Many, can’t list

Palash: Check intelligence rather than checking clothes

4.       Most Friendly Student:

Sheeba: Vaibhav Mehta

Swati: Vaibhav Mehta

Palash: Says ‘himself’ then very politically, goes with the majority and says Vaibhav Mehta

5.       Rudest Student:

Sheeba: No comments

Swati: In her head she knows (Section B se hai! )

Palash: None! (Liar, Liar, Liar :P)

6.       Most beautiful Student:

Sheeba:  I wish

Swati: No-one

Palash: eeerrrrgggghhh Why aren’t there any?

7.       “The” Loudest Personality:

Sheeba: Giggles, then laughs, CHABBI, still giggles.

Swati: Sheeba

Palash: Sheeba, (Hands Down)!

8.       The person with the most incomprehensible speech:

Sheeba:  thinks and then says no-one

Swati: Lets avoid controversy

Palash: Do not notice anyone like this. Then makes an epic statement....

9.       Weird one:

Sheeba: Jaideep Sood

Swati: No-one’s weird

Palash: Aadya Dube! Then, says no-one K

10.   The topper of the 1^st Semester:

Sheeba: Isheta

Swati: Palash

Palash: Blushes, and then says, Isheta

11.   Tomboy of the class:

Sheeba: Anisha Mathur

Swati: everyone is over girlish

Palash: Are there any? Silly Smile...

12.   The show off:

Sheeba: No-one can do it well

Swati: I cannot count

Palash: Many. (He appears more interested in his Mazzaa)

13.   The Best Group:

Sheeba: Section D

Swati: Section A

Palash: Section D

(And Majority Wins!!!)

14.   Best Singer:

Sheeba: Apoorva Banda

Swati: Ankit Shrivastav

Palash: Apoorva Banda (“I don’t even know who she is, but because I had to say something...”)

15.   Best Dancer:

Sheeba: Yashovardhan Saini

Swati: Yashovardhan Saini

Palash: Yashovardhan Saini

(Sarcasm at it’s best)

16.   The Lost One:

Sheeba:  Vartika Pathak ( I love her name)

Swati: Section B (Never attends College)

Palash: The one who eats five stars  [:P]

(Proves his lameness)

17.   The Clumsiest Person:

Sheeba: Aniruddha- Lazy; Palash: Clumsy

Swati: The same person who is always lost

Palash: Tries to run away, then very diplomatically No-One

18.   The Snob – Male:

Sheeba: Jaideep

Swati: Jaideep, then changes the view as they become friends

Palash: No-one (Although in his head agreeing)

19.   The Snob – Female:

Sheeba: Swati

Swati: Swati doesn’t want to say anything

Palash: Points at Swati and then Shuts up

20.   The Geek:

Sheeba: Shankar is the cool geek so, Isheta. She’s is the actual geek. She’s uncool

Swati: Agrees with Sheeba on Shankar

Palash: Swati Sharma, then rethinks, Isheta to be true.

(Yeah Right Palash, Look who’s talking!)

21.   Most Athletic:

Sheeba: Rahul Jaithly

Swati: Anuj And Rahul are that type

Palash: Rahul Jaithley

22.   The Attention Seeker:

Sheeba: I get all the attension, then takes a name, and refuses to put it up.

(Shailja ma’am in the reaction: What has she done to be an attention seeker)

Swati: Still thinking. Then under Palash’s Swear says Sheeba

Palash:  Sheeba! You nuts?

23.   Most Childish:

Sheeba: Sarthak Bansal

(Shailja Ma’am Absolutely agrees)

Swati: Sheeba!

Palash: Sheeba! (Sheeba makes a childish pouted face) Are I am telling naa, SHEEBA!!!

24.   Worst Accent:

Sheeba: you can count good accent on fingers

Swati: Every Second person (Palash Gets Offended)

Palash: Many

25.   The Lamest:

Sheeba:  Charu Blayan! (To this answer shailja ma’am looks from Sheeba to Me, and then say she’s a girl? In a very hairaan- pareshaan manner!)

Swati: The person who is lost and clumsy

Palash: Because he had nothing to say AADYA DUBE (points his middle finger)

26.   One Word Description!

a)      B.A.L.L.B

Sheeba: Rocks, Best Class

Swati: B.A.L.L.B is confused about its opinion about people

Palash: Vive!! B.A.L.L.B

  

b)      B.B.A. L.L.B

Sheeba: Funnily Lame, Lamest, Weirdest, Whatever.

Swati: It’s always A who is contributing B is non-existing

Palash: They are just the majority.